Contents: Indoor Grown Flower - (4.0g)
Nose/Flavor: Sweet, Blueberry, Berry, Fermented Fruit, Earthy Spice
Noizey Blue Lobster is a striking, boutique-style strain known for its bold visual appeal and intensely layered aroma, offering a fusion of deep berry, coastal funk, and a cool, almost menthol-tinged sharpness that sets it apart from more conventional fruit-forward cultivars. Its buds tend to be dense and heavily frosted, often showcasing dramatic shades of navy-blue and violet beneath a thick blanket of shimmering trichomes, with fiery orange pistils adding contrast. When broken apart, the flower releases an even louder wave of sweet blueberry, fermented fruit, and salty, ocean-air undertones that give the strain its unmistakable identity. The flavor mirrors the nose with a smooth blend of berry sweetness, earthy spice, and a subtle mineral edge that lingers on the exhale. Effects typically begin with a warm, euphoric lift that brightens mood and softens mental tension before settling into a steady, full-body relaxation that feels grounding without immediately becoming heavy.
Dominant Terpenes
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HumuleneCommonly found in ginseng, ginger, & hops, Humulene is known to lend its robust characteristics to the different scents of cannabis. This terpene has been used in holistic practices for hundreds of years due to its strong anti-inflammatory properties. Humulene has also been reported to act as an appetite suppressant.
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingAppetite Suppressant
LinaloolLinalool is a multi-use terpene that carries a strong calming effect as well as an ability to act as an anticonvulsant in epileptic patients. Found in the plants rosewood, coriander, & lavender, Linalool is a popular terpene commonly present in over 200 species of plants across the world. Linalool is a good addition to your terpene selection when looking for a little R & R.
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-anxietyAnti-inflammatorySedativePain ReliefStress ReliefSleep aidCancer Fighting
Beta Myrcenebeta-Myrcene a.k.a. Myrcene is one of the most common terpenes found in cannabis. Myrcene is known to increase the effects of the psychoactive properties of THC and enhance the health benefits found in CBD. Commonly found in parsley, mangoes & hops, Myrcene is a good option for those looking to add a little relaxation to their overall experience.
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingPain Relief
Effects
CalmClear MindRelaxedSleepyUplifted
View Product Testing Data
Beta Myrcene
0.16%
Beta Myrcene
0.16%
Aromas
EarthyMuskCloves
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingPain Relief
Humulene
0.27%
Humulene
0.27%
Aromas
HerbalSpiceWoodyEarthy
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingAppetite Suppressant
Linalool
0.19%
Linalool
0.19%
Aromas
FloralHerbalLavender
Effects
Comfort
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-anxietyAnti-inflammatorySedativePain ReliefStress ReliefSleep aidCancer Fighting
"TAC" - Total Active Cannabinoids
33.67%
"TAC" - Total Active Cannabinoids-33.67%
